A phrase, mostly used by friends and concerned lovers, to express a feeling of unease over one's current path of action, on the intuition that this path may lead to a violent end, sometimes but not exclusively by crucificationism.
Also can refer to acute messianic megalomania
Also can refer to acute messianic megalomania
Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally gonna go piss off those Roman soldiers by pretending to be the Messiah!
Guy 2: Don't be Jesus, man.
Guy 3: I CAN HEAL THE BLIND!!!1!
Guy 4: Whoa whoa, don't be Jesus now.
Guy 2: Don't be Jesus, man.
Guy 3: I CAN HEAL THE BLIND!!!1!
Guy 4: Whoa whoa, don't be Jesus now.
by Tepea March 15, 2011
Get the Don't Be Jesusmug. literally means the man, who is amazing at sex and his kisses are hot as fuck. has a long dick and an amazing tongue.
by dstj44 October 15, 2014
Get the jesus santanamug. by sswankythegoat July 4, 2020
Get the Dirty Jesusmug. 
Get the Jesus-kunmug. A man who believes his penis is God's gift to the world, but he does not know how to use it properly. A man who does not know how to please women sexually.
This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.
This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.
Monica: "I heard you got lucky with Trevor last night!"
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."
by Ovary Actor October 20, 2018
Get the Dick Jesusmug. A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."
by DreadCommander June 4, 2017
Get the Jesus cardmug. Stoner #1: Dude, did you get some of that smokable Jesus?
Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!
Stoner #2: Yeah, dude! Let's get fucking ripped off our asses!
by Jebus of America April 13, 2009
Get the Smokable Jesusmug.