EL Diablo

El Diablo, Spanish for “The Devil” is the urban legend of a half Mexican half Irish man in the Pacific Northwest. The man can be seen loitering outside of elementary schools, parks and day cares in a 1989 Dodge Caravan with a wrap featuring Jarrod from Subway and a sign reading “free puppies”.

El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.

To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button

Damn! I was down waiting for the metro bus and El Diablo popped out of the men’s room licking his lips and gave me an HJ using his butthole lips!

by Gay4Clents June 11, 2025

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stankyeus el coochieus

a young broad who reeks of the sea

person 1: hey! who smells like fish?

Chad: i think is Parrish, she has a bad case of stankyeus el coochieus

by anonymous May 11, 2022

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ele-guilt

The guilt a person feels from wasting time on electronics. Pronounced EL-uh-guilt.

I didn't do my homework because I wanted to play video games, and now I'm feeling ele-guilt.

by Fenyx Stygios July 13, 2025

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El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano April 30, 2013

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