Duck master

Someone who has mastered the art of fucking.

Get naked and let the Duck Master show you how it’s done.

by Thedaveman000 February 12, 2018

duck bath

When you don't have time for a shower. You wash your face, neck and armpits with soap and a washcloth in the sink.

I woke up late and all I had time for was a duck bath.

by Neskire January 15, 2017

duck herb

A rated "G" version of the word "dick weed" or "dick head".

1) An obnoxious person that refuses to act normal.

2) An alien.

TONY is such a duck herb!

I will forever be Duck Herb's pussenger!!!

by prangel January 26, 2017

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!

I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.

by batmansgirl August 20, 2012

Duck Baby

Duck Baby is a Pittsburgh term used to discribe when two cousins have sex they have A retarted aquatic baby with web feet and quacks like a duck as a mating call in all actuality in the state of PA it isn’t even considered incest with 1st cousins and 93% the baby will be born normal pretty close to 100%

Stop rubbing your cousins feet or she will trap you then it won’t work any more only for her and you will end up with a duck baby quack

by Cursed child man November 2, 2018

Donald duck

When you have a large fart about to erupt cup your hand over your sphincter and rock hand from side to side. This produces a sound remarkably similar to donald duck. Works even better in the shower.

Fuck that dinner party was dull until steve ripped that donald duck.

by Tbonedonut November 10, 2018