Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

“HEY BITCH, I GOT A HELLA BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK”

by NiggyBiggy 69 June 8, 2018

donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Reverse Swamp Donkey

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.

"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"

by Sith Lords November 16, 2014

Donkey from Shrek

the most un-secy thing Shrek will ever see, seeing him makes lash out in a violent rage.

DOANKEY (Donkey from Shrek) UR OOGLAY

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 3, 2018

Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!

“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”

by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018

Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor

oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again

by modemcat June 14, 2022

Donkey Kong 64

The game with no walls

Let's play some donkey Kong 64. You mean that game speed runners go through easily because there is nothing stopping them? Of course yes!

by TheOneTheOnlyMeatballRavioli June 2, 2021