Depression

An illness that effects many teenagers but is deemed fake by most parents and don't see how much mental health matters since "back in the day" they always sucked it up

kid: idk lately i've been feeling really sad and have been experiencing depression lately mom can I go to therapy
mom: what? no your fine stop faking everything i don't wanna waste money on pointless stuff

by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022

Post Disney Depression

That sad ass feeling you get when leaving Disney land.

Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.

Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.

by DaGodlyQueen April 30, 2022

Im so depressed.

This is used to show people how you feel.

Angel: iM sO dEpReSsEd..........

Zee: Shut up.

by y3h_d May 8, 2022

Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago

”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

by SLAYER 💪💪 May 11, 2022

Post TMS depression

Depression after an episode of the morning show.

Mitch just died, I have post TMS depression

by Takemyphoneaway May 11, 2022

depression

when you are in high school and your name is Harrison Crowther

Harrison Crowther is depressed because of the school's existence
definition: depression is a mood disorder that causes a persistent feeling of sadness and loss of interest.

by how to yeet cheese at 3am May 12, 2022

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022