post destructionial depression

post destructional depression - a state of mind where an individual is depressed, and doesn't have a home and feels homesick and hopeless, because he learned his home planet was destroyed (specifically, past life home)

I am so depressed, I wish the Universe wouldn't exist, I just want to go home to my home planet, Maldek...

- i think you have post destructionial depression, you will never feel home again..

by t00c00lforscho00l June 2, 2022

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019

Halloween depression

Day after Halloween in which you are extremely sad because you did nothing on Halloween, you didn't wear a costume or watch a movie or go to a party so you feel like you wasted one of the best days of the year.

Friend on November 1: Why are you so sad?
Me: I didn't do anything on Halloween, i didnt even hanged out with friends at all
Friend: I think you have Halloween depression

by Tsukkii November 1, 2019

Depression

Something me and my dumbass 5th grade friends are going through right now thanks to you know what.GURLS!

5th grade girl:Do you know why your friend is so DEPRESSED.
Boy:Probably because ever since you rejected him he is the"Proud" president of the suicide squad.
Thats DEPRESSION

by 5th grade dummy April 4, 2019

Depression

Reece Weber

Are you like Depression

by dunno0422 November 16, 2023

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Educake depression

A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.

“I did the chemistry work last night, did you?” “No David, I got hit with the Educake depression.”

by wasianbitch March 25, 2021