perf-cakes

A synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc. Mostly used by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool.

Person A: How is the weather outside?
Person B: It is Perf-Cakes out right now!

by David Krapinschitz May 25, 2018

Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

by Jogen2 July 27, 2023

Tomato Cake

A favorite of guys from Maine.

A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.

“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?

“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”

by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018

Candie cakes

Alternative nickname of a white girl with an incredible booty named Candice. She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing body and a personality that just brings warmth to your life. She has a glow about her that just makes you love her. She is amazing any guy or girl would be lucky to be with

Candie cakes is a one of a kind woman.
Damn! Candie cakes got cake.

by Vinnie Van Gogh January 2, 2017

Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

yam cake

A dish made from yam and flour, usually topped with fried shallots and chopped spring onions, served either steamed or pan-fried.

A yam cake showcases the quality of a yam.

The to-die-for yam cake consists of large chunks of deep-fried yam, crunchy peanuts, dried shrimps, garnished with fried shallots and chopped spring onions.

by twentyoneshadows June 25, 2016

Coupon Cake

Extremely cheap cake found deep in the American South. Typically found at gas stations and other places where cake should not be. Almost always of very questionable quality and taste.

"Yo yall gochum coupon cake for tirren's birthday"

by John Cront December 2, 2018