by Oatmeal Love August 20, 2010
Get the dirty oatmeal bowl mug.So my girl put her mouth to my cock and gave me the Super Bowl Succ. Why is it called that because it was Super Bowl Sunday when she sucked the D.
by Mista Krabz January 17, 2019
Get the Super Bowl Succ mug.The finely crafted art of 2 fingers and 1 thumb in the males clay pit whilst tugging on his single pin and aiming for a strike.
Suzie went for a clean strike when she put her fingers in my hooter whilst I was wanking in her face she told me she was one pin bowling.
by The Sex Badger August 20, 2019
Get the One pin bowling mug.Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021
Get the Texas Chili Bowl mug.by macnoel23 March 23, 2022
Get the Staring at the sugar bowl mug.The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
by BoyBloo January 31, 2023
Get the Texas Chili Bowl mug.person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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