Fuck around

A phrase drunk people use quiet frequently

“Fuck around” joe said when he was drunk

by Sleepy joe 991 January 18, 2021

The Hound Rolls Around in the Oil

A phrase spoken when you’re ignoring the person in front of you and are speaking secretly to someone with whom you are tripping on hallucinogenic drugs with.

The mechanic wait with my neighbor would have been far more excruciating for Me if my secret best friend hadn’t of shown up and pointed out that the hound rolls around in the oil over the intercom.

by ratracewinner July 22, 2022

funny fucking around

Goofing off. Wasting time. Lollygagging. Stalling. Not doing what one is told when one us told to do it.

Quit funny fucking around and get in the car! We're late to grandmas!

by anonymous July 4, 2024

wyoming reach around

It's that thing when a guy from Wyoming simply reaches around and firmly grasps a girls boobs (or another mans pecs) and gently massages them like he would an old cows' tired udder.

Last night Billy did a Wyoming reach around on me and it felt so amazing... Firm yet gentle.

by Cones of Dunshire April 13, 2015

bum around the house

to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)

1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?

2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes

by wongerMcdonger December 30, 2024

Horse-Cocking Around

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

Gather around the Campfire

When you and your friends are smoking some weed, and you can't get the lighter to light, because of wind, or whatever it may be. You tell them. Gather around the campfire, and they cover the flame with the hands.

You can also just say:
Gather
Campfire

"Dammit...hey dude, gather around the campfire"
"alright"

by Warrior2509 April 20, 2010