When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!
by Virginia mary February 13, 2010
Get the Posh wankmug. Stupid, thoughtless person who need to fire-up their brainless. Also an ignoramus who doesn't think about others
"That guy's such a wank-bag."
by Delicious Manager October 5, 2006
Get the wank-bagmug. by Doggers June 24, 2007
Get the wank uddersmug. When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016
Get the stank n' wankmug. To masturbate
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
Get the yank my wankmug. The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
Get the International Wank Daymug. by cumshotter June 27, 2022
Get the Wanking my Willymug.