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Matt G Syndrome

A rare and uncurable condition where one has a hot mom and a sister that is equally if not hotter than their mom, this person's friends also make endless jokes about the attractiveness of his mother and sister, while they themselves have a fluffy edger, and got pants-ed at a five below.
Person 1: " Yo bro why you so down on yourself lately"
Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
Person 1: "Ohh shit, I'm feel bad for your bro"
Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"
by UrbanOffroading December 13, 2025
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Matt Rose

The Youtuber I hear in my head every time I read something mildly interesting and/or weird or see a SKULL EMOJI or a keyboard smash
redditor:haiamfbifihjajksk 😭💀💀💀
Matt Rose: haiamfbifihjajksk loudly crying face emoji skull emoji skull emoji skull emoojiiiii
by FishlessCod December 17, 2025
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Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit
While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽
by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022
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Matt

Noun (Maaatt) Name
Someone who is beyond smug, extremely arrogant, walks with nose in the air. Better than everyone else. Commonly works in a service department
Quit being a Matt, your no better than us!
by KTG1988 June 16, 2022
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Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022
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matt

matt is very matt they call him mealtime matt

because he can be hungry

very quick thinking can be purple sometimes
OMG IS THAT MATT ???!!!
lol ya
by spooksay February 14, 2022
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Matt

Tall, beautiful, charming, makes you feel at ease with oneself. He is a has a big heart, but may get angry a little too easily when someone takes advantage of him. He wants someone to love him unconditionally because he is the same way when he loves someone. Has a hard exterior that guards his heart, but once you get inside the walls, he's super sweet and silly which women of all ages love especially the super hot milk types with big butts and dark hair. They can't help but want to be in his presence especially since he tends to make them feel amazing with his hugs and kisses. He is usually very in tune with a womans body language. He knows what a woman is telling him without any words being said. He is just plain wonderful inside on out even if he may not realize it. I hope one day he does. Maybe there's a special woman nearby that can help him see that about himself.
Matt is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life.
by Bigbootygal81 February 20, 2022
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