Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortegamug. by LadS July 3, 2018
Get the Date Tapemug. When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona
by pluggerplug June 12, 2021
Get the doona datemug. The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.
Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
by raspus May 23, 2019
Get the Sticky Date Valvemug. noun *offensive*
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else
(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person
**ORIGIN**
The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
Get the date-traitormug. by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
Get the Date and Dashmug. Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015
Get the sexual blackout datesmug.