0 year old

A newborn person that has just begun to explore the world. Some talk, some don't. The development of the human body also happens the fastest in this time, so the baby's age is mostly counted in months or even weeks in this time. People aged this young have no real consciousness, but show human characteristics. Not much to say about people aged 0.

Part of the Age Group: Baby

0 year old: Goo ga goo ga.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.

by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023

fur-year

like fur-month but it is a year

Furry: Hey, it's fur-year
Friend: Oh, what do you wanna do?

Furry: Let's change your profile pictrure to something about furries! ^^
Friend: Sure, it makes you happy i guess.

by Puro_yes February 2, 2021

Fortnight-Year

A span of time that's just like a fortnight, but in years and not weeks.

I've been trying to talk to you for a fortnight-year, and now I've got your attention.
This guy has spent a fortnight-year, cheating on his girlfriend, and not telling her anything about it.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

13 year old

Most discriminated age in the world by evryone, well you kow what we think of you adults? We think you are lusty, ungrateful, dumb idiots.

Adults are always watcthing penis and pussy romance.

They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being

by Ajdafi February 17, 2024

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

Kadena Years

Similar to dog years being one year for every seven. Spending time at Kadena will age you and drain your energy at seven times the normal rate of time.

Jeff: Dude, aren’t you up to rotate out?
Nate: Ahh, I’ve been here for five weeks
Jeff: What! It feels like your have been here forever.
Nate: I feel that, I’ve aged 23 grey hairs, these crazy Kadena years…

by Ken Adams II October 26, 2021