Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.

My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.

by anonymous February 24, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018

Who Draught

When Doctor Who has been off the air for what feels like an eternity.

When does the next series of Doctor Who start? Feels like this who draught is going on forever!

by mantonythe1st April 23, 2017

Who will take me out

The new style which olosho are using to advertise their business

Who will take me out
I'm lonely

by Youngbello1 July 26, 2022

who am ah?

one of my favorite acting choices in the world

aladdin: who are you?
genie: who am ah?

by 000000ps September 12, 2019