Smol Bean

Smol bean is a cute/beautiful (depending on gender) person, often as a significant other, and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Often times when someone tells you that you are a smol bean, and you accept it, their theirs.

I called (name) a smol bean, and he/she's fine with it. He/she's MINE.

by Cocchi September 20, 2021

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD December 31, 2011

gurbanso beans

Dry beans

"Umma crucifie you with these gurbanso beans"

by D4$A@026 April 07, 2016

Broken Bean

When you rub your clit during masturbation so much that you think that it might just fall off.

Hey Beth, I think I have a broken bean. My coochie hurts so much but I just can’t stop.

by Sasquatch Sally October 15, 2019

bean chilly

commonly said by someone who is looking for gay sex but being discreet about it. all gay people know the true meaning of bean chilly

hey there’s some extra bean chilly at my house

by daddy aids April 09, 2022

Squeaky Bean

A universal answer to a question. Also used when you do not know what to say in a situation because you're uninterested.

Man 1: Hey man, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Man 2: Squeaky Bean, bro.

Man 1: Oh, alright man I understand.

by Tony two five September 04, 2022

Off a Bean

It means that the person is tweaking rather hard

"Dude, why did you do that? You off a bean."

by Spmazinglames January 13, 2016