The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023

violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 3, 2023

Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

Weed

When two different groups of followers join under the same guvnor you get the We Ed version of Dexter

Weeds growing tall bill, you should try it one day

Don’t suit me Mush Bill said

Once again Bill No alcohol with it and not so early in the morning unless you old timers really need thinking space best helped with a little marijuana

by Trojanarium December 26, 2021

Weed

A drug that can be eaten,smoked,inhaled and makes you feel relaxed. It also makes you aware of colours and music when been taken. When you take weed it is often referred as "getting high". It is also know as bud,cannabis and grass.

Dude, I have got some weed lets get high man.

by Dickhead Steve January 17, 2015

weed

the devils lettuce

dont smoke weed be a good church boy boy church weed smoke boy

by bussdown March 3, 2019