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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
mugGet the Minecraft Weedmug.

Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in
My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future
by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020
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weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
mugGet the weed the gardenmug.

Weeded

1. A term used to describe the cringe you’re witnessing without being extremely rude

2. To be picked out of your family to do chores

3. to be blamed in Among us as the imposter

4. To be accused of something your not responsible for.
Bruh, we just got weeded.

Damn my friends just weeded me for no reason at all.

This YouTube video I’m witnessing has weeded my brain out of existence.

My family weeded me out of my Funtime to do chores.
by Vizonex May 23, 2021
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weed cult

a group of kpop stans on tiktok that have their idols name with weed at the end of it as their username
ex:

person 1: have you seen those kpop weed accounts?
person 2: oh yea i’m one of them my @ is yutasweed it’s called the weed cult
by chancore December 29, 2020
mugGet the weed cultmug.

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