better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Daddy blue chip

When a man is so sexy/hot that you are willing to risk it all for him

Oh my God Jessica, Daniel is definitely Daddy Blue Chip!!! He is so sexy!!!

by DanielSun123 January 18, 2018

Dead chips

Dead chips is a New York slang which means

Ugly

EX:

Imani: Have you seen Leilani’s new snap story??

Jaylani: Oh nah that bitch is “dead chips”

Jaylani: You seen the new girl at our school yet?

Imani: That bitch is dead chips

by yuh😈 April 5, 2024

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

chip moment

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.

Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."

by rubberbutt November 12, 2009

Chip Whistler

The antagonist of big city greens

Who’s chip whistler

DOIN YOUR MOM

by Chip Whistler August 30, 2025