slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

Caddy Slap

1. A slap given to a very rude person by a member of society named Caddy Pattison.

2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.

3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.

1. David was being a goof, and received a caddy slap. 2. Tiger Woods got a Caddy Slap for cheating on his wife.

by Fuq-Phace McGee December 2, 2010

Slap Fye

To exchange one of the loudest handshake/fives with your buddy, that then turns into a half way hug.

"Damn what's up boi, I ain't seen yo ass in a minute...**slap fye*** What you been up to dawg!?

by Tha Barbarian April 8, 2020

slap pud

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 28, 2011

Glaswiegan slap

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

by Knoky December 7, 2018

Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018