Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

by McFetus February 21, 2015

easter bunny surprise

When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.

I got an Easter bunny surprise today!

by Baller7264RN May 27, 2017

surprise kamikazi

The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus

I was tapping this fat bitch the other night and the bitch done do a surprise kamikazi

by thegms June 5, 2024

Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

Surprise Pickling

Sexual Move: when your gf secretly dunks your nuts in vinegar.

She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.

(see definition: pickled eggs)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

Peppermint surprise

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party

I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.

by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022

Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015