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Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
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Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.
Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.
by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020
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Wojo works

A cool dude pretty chill, funny, you want a wojo works in your life
Bruh! I can’t wait to see wojo works today he’s gonna show me his new skateboard!
by Greenapples135 April 14, 2022
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Work

Work is the definition of long ours and hard time put into effort. It seems to never end, though work can sometimes be fun. If you work at a pizza place, or a kids playground!
Dave had to get ready to go to work
by Skittles&M&M’s April 28, 2020
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Either the Jews have disproportionate control and success (mediated entirely by Jews who have already suceeded and arbitrate who they promote, fire, hire, or boost) OR they lose their moral monopoly, people who aren't Jews don't have to be subordinate to the Jews and in any of the industries they disproportionately occupy, and you might actually be able to succeed in life without having to appease a Jew...

Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
And... I mean, I'm pretty sure I got Bill Cosby off which (Oops, by the way, I didn't mean to do that) mean I'm the better lawyer... And I'm an award winning screenwriter... So I'm better at that too... And then I created A.I. ... I mean, the only thing you've been able to do successfully is the 'Jew exclusionary cooperation' part. Look at Kanye West! He would be a billionaire if the Jews would let him. It looks to me like the Jews determine who suceeds and who false REGARDLESS OF MERIT. The Jews are THE ARBITERS OF MERIT now, I guess. So, Jew that failed at screenwriter, failed at laywering, and DIDN'T create A.I. = Winner. And NOT-JEW who is an award winning screenwriter, most successful entertainment producer of all time, brilliant legal defender, and creator of A.I. = Loser. That's the reality the Jews want you to live in. Even if you're better you have to lose anyway because not a Jew and/or subservient to Jews. God, I wonder why the antisemitism is raising! What could it possibly be!? It's not like 'double genocide and flawed/biased arbiters of sucess,' right? I mean, society only works one of two ways! It's either THAT or NOT THAT. Which is it, Ben?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Work with Kathryn Hahn

Slang co-opted by queer women to indicate that one desires to engage in lesbian activities.

(inspired by actress and lesbian magnet Kathryn Hahn, who together with Aubrey Plaza gave us the first lesbian kiss in the MCU)
"I didn't really care about Marvel, I just wanted to work with Kathryn Hahn"

"This girl invited me over tonight, I think she wants to work with Kathryn Hahn"

"Do you listen to girl in red and would you like to work with Kathryn Hahn?"
by idontknowwhatidontknow November 7, 2024
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