Smash the gangs

Furious masturbation in the face of problem solving.

"Only Labour can smash the gangs"

by Mr David Bean May 24, 2025

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Smash Box

A woman’s spank bank

I’m so gonna put this in my Smash box. Is Tight AF. It’s like Vegas baby

by TheQueenSmashBox May 13, 2022

Hop on smash bros

Sex haha

Jeff: hop on smash bros

Jim: lmao

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Super Smash Bros.

The greatest game in existence, unlike fortnite, it has actual content. Sure, online can get annoying sometimes, but overall, I see this game as the idea of fun from god himself. Need I say more?

Jack could not stop playing Super Smash Bros. Day after day, he got better while he, himself, looked like a sack of potatoes.

by ThatoneR.O.B.main September 23, 2020

Def Smash

Definitely would smash

Guy 1: Wow look at that beauty
Guy 2: Def Smash
Guy 3: No, fuck off - she's my girl

by If u read dis have a nice day October 25, 2020