Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick April 18, 2011

Sleep Dreaming

When Capptex accidentally goes to sleep in VC at 4:04 am on Saturday (real)

Hassan very clapped what a fucking idiot rayaan in bed with him also rebelc4 under him getting the best head in tghe world damn charts crazy bitch fucking sleep dreaming

by NotWhatislofe May 27, 2022

Sleep

The opposite of woke.

The man is not woke, he's soooo sleep.

by Peaceful Crocodile February 6, 2019

Sleep

Put your phone down. Turn your music off. Clean yourself up. You alright.

Lie down. Breath slowly and naturally. Dont think too much. Close your eyes and relax your body. Go to sleep.

Go to sleep honey
But in not tired
Just try

by Emzy S. October 17, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020

Sleep-Discording

The action of entering and exiting a discord call during your sleep and waking up with no recollection of it.

Luke, last night you were definitely sleep-discording.

by Doitcluett April 11, 2022