Sleep

Basically your best friend, sleep will always be there for you on hard times.

Person 1: Brooo I didn't sleep last night I just played games.
Person 2: Really? I slept all day.
Person 1: Sleep is for weak
Person 2: Let's see about that when you work 6 days a week on minimum wage

by Tired Guy March 6, 2022

Sleep

Unconscious movement, unaware of threats, hostility, and possible harm to self.

Watch the guys on your left, they gaming on you, all right, never sleep to the beat.

by jbillainc November 4, 2010

Sleep

Idk what that is either

Sleep= doesn’t exist

by ani<8 September 11, 2021

gay sleep

when u sleep homosexually

Me: i need gay sleep
Egg: There is no such thing
Rick: Yes there is

by Jixou April 1, 2024

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020