Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration

1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."

by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011

Jungle Slap

Anyone getting slapped so hard that the forces of gravity fling snot and spit opposite directions

When a black man jungle slaps his Ho so hard that her Spit goes one direction and Snot goes the Other!

Thank you 80's

by -=eiDos=- April 17, 2010

Shrimp slap

When shrimp slaps face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When the hibachi grill cook tosses you a shrimp but instead you get shrimp slapped :c

by JustMeTheChick July 10, 2022

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013

rich slapping

Hitting someone in the face with a erect penis

Steve was rich slapping his wife

by iFondleDucks June 9, 2017

Glaswiegan slap

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

by Knoky December 7, 2018