Shit show

They are your human shit show

They are your human shit show.

by Buenopues September 20, 2021

show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.

He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.

by Justice4all November 2, 2013

Muffin show

The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you

Muffin showssss

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

show-shi

The act of having showered and subsequently realize that you must excrete. It is the opposite of doing a shi-show.

Person 1: Fuck man! I just did a show-shi!
Person 2: Did you not know you had to take a shit?
Person 1: No, I didn't feel it coming until I stepped out of the shower.

by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017

national show your titties to your boyfriend day

on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.

yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day

by youmboplo September 6, 2021

Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff

Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know

by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023