Sam Mcteague

Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.

"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."

by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018

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Sam

A wanker

Oh he is a real sam

by °°°°°°=°°°°°°°°° August 17, 2018

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sam tomboy

Sam Tomboy is a funny teenage tomboy who wishes she could be like CoryxKenshin, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye.

Who is that on YouTube?
Might be Sam Tomboy.

by Sammy1516 August 24, 2018

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Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

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