Simp

someone who does whatever someone wants, and even more so, just so they will like them back

damn, tristan is such a simp

by totallynotsteven March 21, 2021

Simp

A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.

Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.

Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.

Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.

by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020

Simp

When you overly use the word "best" when describing them get all giggly and smiley and shit. And use simpy emojis.

Solo: Damn she's the best girl at our school
Us: you're such a simp

by bigsimpsolo March 13, 2021

simp

likes twitch streamers "too much" like my friend rebel

rebel a simp he like that dumb twitch streamer

by thatmakeek January 10, 2022

Simp

Hayden

Hayden is a simp for Hayley.

by A spectator November 2, 2020

Simp

A beta male that doesn't know anything about female nature, can't handle a woman, probably pays for all dates so that she loses 100% interest because he is acting like a lil bitch and goes for the Chad that fucks all of her friends because that's what a woman wants and it's okay, simp. A simp is the type of friend to throw you under a bus thinking that he will impress a girl by doing that.

Look at this simp listening to Drake crying in the corner because a girl broke up with him cuz he was acting like a lil bitch and she lost interest.

by Tyrone_01 August 3, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.

Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

by dustypetals August 10, 2023