Ring King

Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

bar ring

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.

Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.

by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song

Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*

by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024

let it ring

letting something continue happening

*music playing*
guy 1: “this shits ass turn it off”
guy 2: “nah let it ring”
or
guy 1: “this guys talking some good shit in chat bro let me kick him”
guy 2: “nah, let him ring, wait till he goes too far and report him, get him banned.”

by alikeobservant November 28, 2024

Nicky Ring

The Nicky Ring is when someone gets down on all fours and their partner goes to time on your arse also on all fours.

Hey babe, do you fancy a Nicky ring tonight?

by Nicky Ring September 25, 2021

Hell's ring

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

oriental beef ring

The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.

Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.

by Far from wayside February 22, 2017