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crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.
He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.
by N.Y. September 29, 2006
mugGet the crap sucking retardmug.

hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by bloodchills July 21, 2010
mugGet the hide-the-cutlery retardedmug.

chronic retardation

When someone is chronically retarded!
girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation
by hairdyegal88 October 7, 2009
mugGet the chronic retardationmug.

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality
Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
mugGet the eat retarded sandwichesmug.

Genital Retardation Syndrome

When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.
1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool
by brutald January 10, 2008
mugGet the Genital Retardation Syndromemug.

fat retarded tone

A fat retarded mf named Fat Retarded Tone or FRT for short. Usually smells like hot butt and bong water. Sometimes you can catch him in his busted ass 300 or wit his bum ass friend Fat Stanky Retarded Piece of Shit Big Show
“That dumb mf Fat Retarded Tone shit his pants again”
“Man this nigga Fat Retarded Tone smell like hot booty
by luhcheq May 9, 2018
mugGet the fat retarded tonemug.

Ignoramusly retarded syndrome

Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall

To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!

Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
mugGet the Ignoramusly retarded syndromemug.

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