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Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.
Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"
by Graydol April 1, 2024
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russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
by sukkon September 29, 2022
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Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
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Russian

Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries
Me: Hey what culture are you

Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
by Wet-cookie#26 November 11, 2021
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.
I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath
by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023
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Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.
*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
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