Mark Tomassi is an absolute stud! He is a fuckin’ genius when it comes to designing shit for babies. Mark Tomassi is the cutest man in the world.
by NSFG November 11, 2025
Get the Mark Tomassimug. Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.
Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.
by S3xninja September 20, 2025
Get the Missionary Marksmug. 
Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.
by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020
Get the Markmug. Mark is a dry texter but very talkative when you meet him in real life he is a gamer and would ignore you for video games anytime of the day but he has a sweet heart when you get to know him more
by Lovable ace January 24, 2022
Get the Markmug. That's sweet brown drip cascading down the side of your crack pipe before you swipe it and take it head ringer
Bobby was shaking with excitement at the thought of the Devil's skid mark painting his pipe as he awaited his next ripper.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
Get the Devil's skid markmug. Mark Indelicato Never Used Bother Vermillion And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Used His Left Vermillion Border
Mark Indelicato Never Used Bother Vermillion And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Used His Left Vermillion Border
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Mark Indelicato Never Used Bother Vermillion And Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Used His Left Vermillion Bordermug.