Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
by schroeheme March 14, 2024
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"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
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Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.
by Zyprexa January 5, 2022
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I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
by averagemint May 7, 2022
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