by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

by Stylezdagreat June 15, 2024

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
by African war lord June 22, 2019

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.
The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.
by Sirius666 October 15, 2018
