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skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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ice cap zone

The best sonic stage in the history of the world. Has fantastic music.
Ice cap zone is the 5th level in sonic 3.
by CalmG August 8, 2003
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Kids’ Ice Hockey

A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.
My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.
by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021
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Alaskan Ice Spoon

When one gets their girl so wet that they can gather the pussy juices on a spoon to freeze overnight to eat another time.
Gavin: "Hey Ashley would you help me make some Alaskan ice spoons?"
Ashley: "Sure what do we need?"
Gavin: "I need to gather your pussy juices to freeze overnight so we can enjoy them tomorrow."
Ashley: "Sure lets fuck and have a bucket to get as much juice as possible!"
Gavin: "Sounds like a plan my Alaskan Ice Spoon. <3"
by The Meme L0rd April 6, 2017
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Breaking the Ice Headfirst

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one
Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes
by Crazed Caveman April 23, 2010
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Bumpy Ice Dragon

Not wanking for 90 years, then releasing your load.
by xLiam OSullivan September 6, 2016
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Ice cream Cumday

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.
Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"
by klempy April 25, 2011
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