Shack Mom

Your dad's live-in girlfriend

I love going to my dad's house and visiting with my Shack Mom.

by belah lavender November 6, 2014

moms pancakes

Your moms saggy vagina lips

I would like some of your moms pancakes for breakfast

by GrandmaAlice December 5, 2014

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."

Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.

by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015

Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015

dc mom

some dumb cunt who always gets in someones way. no one likes em.

Man, this guy is such a DC mom.

by deseanswaine November 13, 2016

Mommy/Mom

Girl(s) can call their older friend/girlfriend Mommy/Mom. It's like her realy mother does not pay attention to her, so the Girl calls her best friend/girlfriend Mommy.

A Mommy/Mom cares about her friend/lover so much, and loves her with all her heart. Mommy supports the Girl with kindness, charm, nice compliments, etc...

Girl: My Mommy/Mom takes care of me, I love her so much. Please don't leave me Mommy.

by Julria November 13, 2016