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our lady of mercedes

A nickname for Our Lady of Mercyin Potomac, MD. It's called this because so many people there are rich and drop their kids off in expensive cars, and in some cases, only do this to show off their wealth. Also, the school is known for having the biggest donations, but the school is still stuck in the 80s in terms of technology. So yeah, if your rich, send your kids here. It's actually a pretty nice school, and although some parents are snobs, most parents and basically all the kids are really down to earth. They are taught well and have nice polite manners. I went to a different school myself, but mercy is pretty good.
a) Wow, look at that mom driving that car-it's worth more than my salary! She must be picking up her kids at Our Lady of Mercedes!
b) Man, Our Lady of Mercedes whipped our butts in basketball last night. Probably because they can afford to buy Shaquille Oneil and Kobe as coaches!
by potomactourguide June 9, 2016
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lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.
"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"
by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020
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Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
by Lambda70 March 13, 2011
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lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.
When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.
by Skylar Comancho January 7, 2023
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cool cup lady

the female individual that sells flavored Kool-aid in a plastic dixie cup priced between $0.25-$0.75 depending on the size of the cup.
"Let's go to the cool cup lady house and buy some cool cups."
by anonymous November 3, 2022
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my fair lady

A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.
How doth ye be, my fair lady?
by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016
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Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.
Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!
by D-train1990 March 16, 2010
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