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Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
mugGet the Kevinmug.

Kevin

better than Noah
Kevin has a big dick, Kevin is a fuck machine
Kevin is better than noah
by Mater9669 October 10, 2018
mugGet the Kevinmug.

Indonesian kevin

this is the name of a cold but kind hearted boy who like to act like they don't care for someone or something but they do secretly a boy with charming handsome face that like to be alone but once you are close with him they're loud and clumsy as a clown
by Billyve123 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Indonesian kevinmug.

Kevin

he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.
Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.
by Krkič May 6, 2019
mugGet the Kevinmug.

kevin hopkins

the way to describe a retarded fucking koon
man that guy is such a kevin hopkins
by blaccboy December 29, 2018
mugGet the kevin hopkinsmug.

Kevin

The calm
Hi Kevin
by Snsndhdjdjdjdjdjsjd January 13, 2022
mugGet the Kevinmug.

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
mugGet the He's a friend of Kevin'smug.

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