John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).

Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”

by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

by LICN2020 April 28, 2022

John Capcom

John Capcom is John Capcom

Wow, John capcom is so cool!

by Pineapple_words August 20, 2023

John Houde

THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

john lazo

John lazo is a very cute guy and likes many girls .he a shy person when he meet new people and he funny and sometime he take stuff very serious his best friend is Nicole Perla Matthew Bianca and Daniel they seem really good friends but john seem he dated many field

John parents are very strict

John lazo

by _lol_413 July 1, 2017