that’s date

Date is a term used to refer to a something that is old or something that happened a while ago.

If something is date, it is old and often no longer important. For example, yeah the video is date but it’s still bare funny. So therefore, that’s date.

by Wxxrrr December 17, 2017

Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up

Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler

by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025

date

when two people go out to do an activity together and there is a possibility for them to end up engaging in SEXUAL activities otherwise it is not a date !

we went out on a date last friday (horse riding) and ended up having sex !!!

by dayminoss October 6, 2022

broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 6, 2011

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022