Oil On Wood

Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.

"Oh you look like oil on wood today"

"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"

by Szymon.P December 15, 2019

training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019

Tiger Woods

One of the greatest athletes of all time. Many joke about his sex scandal back in ‘09, and he had many injuries and a very big one in his back in the 2010s needing lots of surgery’s, with many thinking he will never play golf again. But tiger rose up from all of that to reach the pinnacle of his sport, and compete on of the greatest comebacks in sports history by winning the 2019 Masters Tournament. Back in his prime Tiger showed a form of dominance that no one had ever seen in sport before and transcended and entire sport. Even though he is 3 majors short of jack nicklaus he is the greatest golfer of all time.

Tiger woods is used to show a person dominated something

“We Tiger woods the other baseball team today”

by Wiger Toods March 14, 2021

Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

by benhev_08 October 3, 2025

pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"

by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011