Ethan

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

Ethan is always the one to miss the hole then it would slip down then give her anal and when he tries to have sex his dick doesn’t fit

by Alazay November 5, 2019

Ethan Moss

Ethan Moss is the best person in the world. He is really good a t soccer and when he is in a game nothing can stop him.

Person one: isn't Ethan Moss the best.
Person two: yes... yes he is.

by BUDDY11228 May 20, 2018

Ethan

One of the most flattering people you will ever meet. They either have green eyes or blue eyes. Many people will think they're weird but once you talk to them, you're trapped in another world. Having an Ethan as a best friend is the biggest flex ever. Very dark humoured with greasy hair but gets all the girls

Girl 1: I like Ethan
Girl 2: Many girls do but see where they are now

by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020

ethan

sexy blonde handsome man dude with such great abs and big muscles yeehaw boy loves him!

omg look its a ethan
BLONDE DUDE

by klappsmurfs October 15, 2025

Ethan

Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.

THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.

by brownierecipe November 16, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.

Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x

by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022