The day on which ponies all over Equestria celebrate love, or in some regions, friendship.
Humans later copied the holiday, calling it 'Valentines Day', although so far it is widely agreed that it has failed to live up to the standards of the Equestrian holiday.
'Our teacher doesn't have a super special some-pony on hearts and hooves day?! We'd better get her one!!'
Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day