Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

dookie chips

The stuff that is left after small pieces of dookie stick to your arse and become crusty

I have so many dookie chips

by Ballsackbeater74 June 9, 2024

Daddy blue chip

When a man is so sexy/hot that you are willing to risk it all for him

Oh my God Jessica, Daniel is definitely Daddy Blue Chip!!! He is so sexy!!!

by DanielSun123 January 18, 2018

chip moment

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.

Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."

by rubberbutt November 12, 2009

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

Dead chips

Dead chips is a New York slang which means

Ugly

EX:

Imani: Have you seen Leilani’s new snap story??

Jaylani: Oh nah that bitch is “dead chips”

Jaylani: You seen the new girl at our school yet?

Imani: That bitch is dead chips

by yuh😈 April 5, 2024

Chipped

The result you get when you mix announcer Chip Caray with any ball that a Braves batter makes contact with and results in an out.

Makes you feel upset/angry/dissapointed

I just got Chipped for the 5th time this game smh!

Yo Jimbo sorry you had to listen to that man, I know it sucks to get Chipped.

by Jimbo_ATL September 15, 2021