Cake Dodger 

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

Cake Dodger by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

Cake Shift

A "Cake Shift" is a restaurant term for an very easy shift. It is typically used to describe a slower shift but is also used to talk about a shift that went so smoothly that you didn't have to think much as you completed the shift.

Tom: How was last night at the restaurant?
Steve: We were so organized and ready for pop, it was a cake shift.

Cake Shift by DaRestaurant Guy March 9, 2017

Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.

He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.

Cake Rape by B. Snooks July 4, 2017

Cake and icecream bro!!

A celebratory saying used by Bahamians to signify someone's birthday , anniversary,etc.

Eg.It's my birthday bro!! Cake and icecream bro!!

Cake and icecream bro!! by Tia bestfriend November 6, 2018

Caesar salad 

Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"

Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad

Caesar salad by InfernaI November 13, 2018

cake cutter carson 

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.

"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"

cake cutter carson by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019

Cake Alert 

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.

"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."

Cake Alert by FruitLeg January 29, 2020