Canadian Candle

A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!

I’M A CANADIAN CANDLE BISH

by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020

a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.

ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome

by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 27, 2017

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

canadian shot

To take a shot of maple syrup.

Mark put syrup in a shot glass and drank it, therfore he took a canadian shot.

by JChickenTenders October 08, 2015

Canadian dustbuster

Giving any wild animal a blowjob

Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh

by Hecooliguess April 17, 2016

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 18, 2017