brown blanket

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

by c dub213 October 16, 2008

Brown Mystery

When a person sharts himself or herself without knowing the shade, volume, or mass of the said poop. The only way to solve the mystery is to de-mask the villain, which by the way is your underwear. Try that on for size, Scooby Doo and friends.

Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, Like I just planted a double chocolate fudge surprise in my pants."
Scooby: "Ruhroh Shaggy, guess them Scooby Snacks were expired. Hehehehehehe."
Fred: "Well gang, looks like the Brown Mystery strikes again."

by superbtoilet February 16, 2014

brown ray

diarrhea, explosive diarrhea

I can't eat that type of food. It gives me the Brown Ray.

Last night, the Brown Ray visited.

by lrc17 April 11, 2014

koko brown

A delicious Hawaiian beer - Also known as the light brown substance secreted from one's ass after nearly breaking a friends expensive electronic

Yo I almost koko brown'd when that camera slipped out of my hand

by Nosefalls May 22, 2014

brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.

Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.

by BigLud May 23, 2014

brown surf

surfing the Web while on the toilet

We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf

by hiflyndethdefyn1 November 4, 2014

brown banshee

the act of anal sex while the male screams at their partner. Variations- Accidental Brown banshee occurs when the male slips out during coitus and accidentally inserts into anus causing the female to do the screaming. Dirty Brown Banshee- the male screams curse words during anal sex.

Cole screamed as loud as he could while he and his girlfriend Lori had anal sex, he enjoyed it so much he decided to call the act the brown banshee and tell all of his friends to try it.

by drthunder9000 November 3, 2013