Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010

Bitching Post

The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)

Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)

Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.

by Hairyspud August 28, 2008

dilly bitch

a female (on rare occasion male) who is of mental slowness.

that dilly bitch can't even tie her own shoes!!!

by CDawgsdsada February 26, 2009

suburban bitch

A basic bitch from the Suburbs; who think he/she is hood because he/she is from the suburbs.

Example:
Danny-Yo what chu looking at? I'm from the streets!
Bob-Shut the fuck up Suburban Bitch.

Danny-Don't mess with me, I'm from Chiraq (Chicago)
Bob-You're from the suburbs, Suburban Bitch.

by Studio Hood April 16, 2014

Twelvie bitch

A twelvie bitch is an eleven year old girl who is pretending to be a twelvie, when she isn't even on that level yet, unlike the people the grade above her. She will have Instagram which she will update regularly with selfies of her and her BFFL. She has one or two baes and will beg her parents to drop her at the mall, only to take lots of selfies with her baes and tag them in the photo. Expect, even in the middle of winter, to have slutty lace tops and miniskirts, and don't forget the make-up! She will often comment on her friends profiles with a '😍 so pretty bae'. Comes in the form of Ashleys, Georgias, Lanas and Halles.

Stupid twelvie bitch
Look at all the twelvie bitches

by doctorpotter July 3, 2014

Twisty-bitch

a bitch who retrieves information and twists it to make you the stupid one in the situation.

"Wow! She is such a twisty-bitch I didn't even say that."

by Justinisgod December 9, 2014

Advanced bitch

better than basic bitch better than bitch itself

-She a advanced bitch, she smoked that bitch
-Damn she smart as fuck you some advanced bitch or what

by Advanced Bitch Herself November 25, 2013