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Andrew

A slick that got his thick brushed eyebrow of gf stolen by a nigga named Jeffery
Andrew has no testicles.
by Brando November 30, 2017
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Andrew

Andrew is a sexy man with great abs love caring the best friend you need to keep around if you have a Andrew keep him sex is great dick is big you will enjoy every part of him
Andrew great guy
by Yessss Papp November 23, 2021
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Andrew Baker

Andrew Baker, Also Known as Dwightisbad01 is a steam gamer, and the founder of the penis gang, which is a very lethal gang from Minnesota, who uses extra penetrating bullets, and is comparable to Adolf Hitler
Andrew Baker is a gangster / pro gamer
Person 2: Who Tf is andrew baker
by Moonman's MacTonight November 28, 2022
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Andrew Slutsky

Andrew the short kid in the back will strike fear into the hearts of his enemies. He is also a true Roblox gamer!!!
"OMG is that Andrew Slutsky"
"RUUUUUUNNNNN before he sees us AHHHHHHHH"
by DirpDiamond April 25, 2022
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Andrew

A witty, charismatic man with the potential to change the world. One of the smartest people you’ll meet, he has an uncanny ability to make you smile within seconds. Though his intimidating intellect may come off as standoffish, he has a heart of gold. A fantastic listener and communicator, he effortlessly keeps conversations flowing, making you never want them to end. Though he can be arrogant, his endless ideas make him stand out. While his brilliance may spark envy, it's hard not to admire him.

Andrew’s quick comebacks and nonstop chatter can be both amusing and annoying, but in a room full of people, you'll find yourself drawn to him. He can make any event more tolerable, especially for those who aren’t fond of socializing. His unapologetic authenticity makes him a unique and valuable individual and partner. Though he embraces his inner dork, it’s part of what makes him endearing.

He’s an exemplary individual, friend, and partner. Anyone who overlooks his qualities misses out on a life full of joy and spontaneity. Andrew is exceptional—caring, spontaneous, and full of surprises. He can be cocky, especially when reading about his horoscope or getting compliments, but he’s undeniably bold, handsome, and intellectually captivating. His gallantry and kindness show that chivalry is far from dead. He’s humble, respectful, and thoughtful. Keep him close—he’s truly special.
Girl: OMG who's that guy in our Stat II class, he's good looking and super smart too?!
Boy: That's Andrew, he's really funny but he sucks at video games and doesn't know how to park his car.
Girl: LOL
by connect4boss February 24, 2025
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Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
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Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.
Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."
by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023
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