Adams is known for having a massive cock and for getting all the bitches.
Man I wish a had a friend like Adam so he can get some bitches
Man I wish a had a friend like Adam so he can get some bitches
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
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Adam. a very short and simple but amazing name. Adam always seems to be happy, especially when he’s around a certain group of people or person. he will help u to the best of his ability with every problem that life throws at you. a person u can feel safe around and talk to about anything and everything. Someone u can trust. Adam may not open up the first month or two of knowing him, but once u get to know him he’s sweet, funny, caring and will always protect you. he always will try to make time for you. he likes to have a big friend group but only 2 or 3 close friends. he doesn’t like admitting he needs help. Adam is one in a million. adam is a true friend and will always have ur back.
by adam lover<33 May 5, 2022
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by Love_Life_People4101 September 28, 2018
Get the Adam mug.An Adam is an outwardly pretty dreamy person, generally not paying attention in school or in other places, but can be very kind once you get to know them, especially when you come to find out they will laugh at nearly anything and are always willing to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, a good friend and overall great person, generally has messy hair and doesn’t seem to care what he looks like, but will tend to act annoying as a way of friendship.
by Funnydude69420 November 7, 2022
Get the Adam mug.Adam reminds me of a move star. He looks amazing no matter what. Ppl love talking to him because he's cool. He has a great need for sugar and activity. He loves watching the boob tube, pee and pooping but nothing grose. If you get a chance with Adam your his lucky star. He will love you forever, respect you as a woman and do anything for you, if he wants to take the chance with you. He protects and cares is kind and very intellegent and has a can do attitude. Don't underestimate Adam, he will show you up. He is a certain way but won't admit he has an explanation for everything including you. He plays his cards close even tho he doesn't play cards.
Adam doesn't like apples
Adam doesn't like apples
by RockMyThang! July 29, 2023
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