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Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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attack shaming

Sending online messages in war based strategy games, MMORPGs, etc with the intent of shaming the player for attacking.
Jack - “ why are you attacking ME?”
Jill- “ this is not FarmVille, you downloaded a game that has a war aspect, play some defense instead of attack shaming me”
Jack” what?”
Jill “ just give me that pail of water”
by Shaolin Ben December 17, 2022
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Attack

make an aggressive or forceful attempt to defeat a rival team or player in a game, score a goal or point, or obtain or take advantage of an advantage.
From kickoff, the home team launched an attack.
by Arminkshipper July 6, 2024
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Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.
Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee
by Penkid69 May 16, 2022
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Attack

(of a reagent or reactive species) come into contact with and interact with (a molecule's atom, group, or bond), rupturing or creating new bonds in the process.
The epoxide is attacked by the nucleophile from the side of the ring opposite the oxygen.
by Arminkshipper July 6, 2024
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Rush Attack

A fast and continuous battle cry, usually used when rapidly attacking your opponent.
Rush attacks:

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!

VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!

HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!
by Densest December 23, 2018
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ice attack

A severe and life-threatening medical emergency that occurs when one rocks an excessive amount of diamond jewelry. Kind of like a heart attack, except much more blingy. Due to the level of ice required to trigger one, it primarily affects successful rappers and trappers.

As an extremely serious condition that's often fatal, an ice attack requires immediate medical attention.
Somebody call the ambulance, I'm havin an ice attack
All these motherfuckin diamonds on me, burr, bling
- Chief Keef, "Love Don't Live Here"
by Clucktastic May 1, 2025
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