When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.
by TommyIsNotTommy March 04, 2018
by Big man will October 09, 2021
John: hey I walked in on my cousin fucking her boyfriend
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
by Fuckgodnigga November 29, 2016
When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie
“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”
by Zoso_Floyd December 14, 2020
A girl who will be a virgin and still be 40 years old. She is also always in a Colombian group chat.
by PaisitaRico January 23, 2017
by G-inger August 06, 2019
by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019